Dear Pat Neshek…
Pat Neshek has spent his big league career with the Minnesota Twins and San Diego Padres. Other than a stellar 2007 season he has pretty much flown under the average baseball fan’s radar.
But for those of us who pounce on every piece of baseball related news like a fat kid does the last jelly doughnut, the guy has been a steady source of some funny stuff.
Gotta love fans like these haha.
You're Killin' Me, Smalls! 
This is from like 3 years ago idiot
Yeah, and that makes it less funny huh? Now take out the trash before your moms cuts your allowance again jackass =0