Kevin is currently hitting .170 with 13 strike outs this year. The last time someone had that bad of a start, the player’s wife ended up getting a divorce, because he was such a loser.
Youk is already a loser, so it may not make a difference that he is completely terrible.
We talked to a Yankees fan to hear his take.
“Youk is a smelly piece of dog crap. He has a stupid stance, looks like a fool and can now add terrible to his repertoire” said Bobbi Guldo an amateur bee keeper.
Source: The Bronx Goblin