Shocker, Ryan Braun Still Looks Dirty As F***

Ryan Braun - What Really HappenedWe ALL know where I sit on this douchenozzle Ryan Braun.

I covered it HERE.


I pointed out the multiple stories the clown had been selling to different parties HERE.

I chronicled how the lousy f***in’ cheat threw a hard working man under the bus just to save his name & preserve his cash right HERE.

I have covered this big old ugly mess from day one.

Hell, I even had the dynamic duo of candyasses on the Toronto Blue Jays, Jose Bautista & J.P. Arencibia, block me on Twitter because I had the audacity to state what seemed obvious.

And if it wasn’t obvious then (which you’d have to be a mental midget to see the Braun fiasco as anything more than him “O.J.-ing the system”) I just wonder what Braun’s defenders are saying now?

When news broke about Biogenesis, a now closed anti-aging clinic in Florida that had been supplying Alex Rodriguez, Melky Cabrera, Ryan Braun and a slew of other athletes with PEDs, Braun’s initial response was that he had merely worked with the lab as a consultation for his then ongoing appeal of a 50 game suspension for use of performance-enhancing drugs.

Well, now it seems that his statement is just another load of horses*** from a guy who has been dealing in that stuff for some time now.

From T.J. Quinn & Mike Fish at

The list was written in April, in the hand of Biogenesis of America clinic founder Anthony Bosch. Among the names is the Milwaukee Brewers‘ Ryan Braun, and to the right of that name is a figure: $1,500.

That list, a source familiar with Bosch’s operation told “Outside the Lines,” indicates that those players received performance-enhancing drugs from Bosch and owed him money. The document, one of dozens obtained by “Outside the Lines,” suggests a closer link to Bosch and the now-shuttered clinic he ran in Coral Gables, Fla., than Braun has acknowledged.

The list is not definitive proof that Braun either received or used PEDs — either would be a suspendable offense under Major League Baseball policy — but may draw him more squarely into the spotlight as the league investigates the scandal and tries to draw the interest of law enforcement.

The Brewers outfielder was first connected to Bosch in a Yahoo! Sports report last week — citing a different document — that did not connect his name to drugs. Braun explained the report by saying he had consulted with Bosch during his successful appeal of a positive drug test a year ago. Why he consulted with Bosch, who is not a physician but presents himself as one, has not been made clear.

I am just getting kind of tired of stating the obvious and any sanctimonious “everyone is innocent until proven guilty”‘s can be checked at the door.

This is not a court of law, it is the court of public opinion and the guy is as dirty as one can get.

He used PEDs. He popped hot on a test.

He first claimed that he didn’t fail a test, but when it became obvious he did he claimed it was a false positive.

When he couldn’t make the false positive claim stick he turned the guy who administered it into the boogeyman, a guy who has nothing better to than to tamper with MLB player’s tests results for one reason or another.

And then as he sat silent his teammates came to his defense, only making the situation more of a sea of bulls*** than it already was:

[Jonathan] Lucroy said there was more to the situation than Braun has said publicly, and his explanation to teammates, Lucroy said, has been convincing.

“I’m not going to get into the details, but if you knew what we knew, people would be like, ‘Wow,’ ” Lucroy said, adding that he understood why Braun has elaborated only in private. “You’ve got to do that because it’s his prerogative. It’s up to him, it’s his choice. And honestly, if some of the things came out, it would be a lot more negative than positive. There are reasons.”

Now here we are a year later and his name once again comes up with shady dealings & PEDs.

His initial response tries to deflect the damage but very quickly it is once again quickly shown to be an over-sized load of bulls***.

I sense a pattern developing.

Word to the wise. If you want to gauge if Ryan Braun is lying just take a look and see if his lips are moving because that’s your first clue.


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